Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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