i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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