My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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