My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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