Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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