Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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