we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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