chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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