Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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