just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Drake has all the answers
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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