you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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