i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Did I show you my penis last night?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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