A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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