hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Success! We fucked roommates!
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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