When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Buhtt sex?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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