In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
