I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I was not drunk enough for that final.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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