OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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