white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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