I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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