I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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