He uses pillows to masturbate.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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