he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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