If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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