Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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