Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I am mentally ready for anal.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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