great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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