found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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