Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Of course I have a pirate flag
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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