My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Damn victory sex feels great
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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