there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Randomize
