fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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