his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
