I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i don't like sucking hair
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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