I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I believe in your delicious
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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