You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
the raccoons are back...
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