she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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