Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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