Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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