Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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