Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Bring me that man meat
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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