what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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