I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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