Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
40s are totally the cure
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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