He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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