Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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