wat bout pragnant strippers??
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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