Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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