whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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