In the future we'll all be gay
I bet he comes in French.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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