the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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